What movies have not aged well?

-All the bad guys are black.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What type of narcissist cheats more and gets pleasure out of hurting you, even if they're married?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Goldfinger

Why do many modern Hollywood films rely heavily on CGI and visual effects instead of actual sets? What is your opinion on this trend?

Moonraker

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why is Elon Musk so ugly?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why is it that when the Democrats absolutely love everyone to be LGBTP, they don't even acknowledge that Barack Obama and his husband Big Mike are homosexual, and he is the first homosexual president of the USA?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Dr No

How do you feel about Donald Trump signing an executive order that says there are only two genders?

-J W Pepper

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Octopussy

What’s a mistake most guys make when trying to get a girlfriend?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

A View to a Kill

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What are some tips for balancing chores, work, and family life as an adult with children?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What is the dirtiest city in India?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Live and Let Die

What pet would you strongly not recommend?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What is your first experience having sex with older men?

You Only Live Twice

-”Ah so!”

From Russia With Love

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.